the girl of my memes



i'm savannah and i don't look like
miranda cosgrove


queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via yvov)

giovanidiossantos:

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

do you actually think Beyonce would even consider giving that greasy pasty mashed potato being her number

(Source: kendrellasher, via stjustice)

  • mum: thanks for emptying the dishwasher
  • me: Not all heroes, wear cape...
griimees:

why

the story behind the crescent roll is so fascinating lmao

horrorvacations:

365/7/17
hv

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via hellotastywaves)

ivelina-pavlova:

Etienne: One kilometer.Françoise: Two.Etienne: Richard?Richard: I don’t know, I’m American.Etienne: So?Richard: I think in miles, not kilometers.Etienne: Okay, so how many miles do you think it is?Richard: I don’t know, but it looks like a long way away.

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

(Source: beyonseh, via okaywork)